iRate ex-employee slaps Apple with lawsuit
Shaune Patterson, a lesbian ex-employee of Apple Computers, has filed a discrimination lawsuit against the iCoolStuff manufacturer, claiming her termination from the company was due to discrimination of the racial, sexual orientation, and genetic characteristic varieties.
Jumping to the company's defense, the Apple IIe has come out of retirement to say that despite being heavyset, beige, and fruity as all hell, Apple never once discriminated against his Oregon Trail-running ass during his glorious Reagan-era tenure with the company.
Besides, Apples are too pretty to be mean.
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