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05/27/2005

David Furnish sets date to marry some guy named John Elton, or something like that

by Jeremy Hooper

   David Furnish and Elton John have announced that their "we're not allowed to call it a marriage, even though it totally is" ceremony will be held on Dec. 21, just 16 days after the unions become legal in the UK.

The ceremony is just four shopping days before Christmas and Chanukah's first night, which pretty much guarantees that anyone on the Furnish/John holiday list will this year be treated to regifts like mad.

"I told that bitch Celine that I already had a pink and purple diamond encrusted waffle iron! Give it to my aunt Sadie."

Congrats boys!

Sir Elton names the day [The Sun]
RELATED: Now where did I put my mohair suit? [G-A-Y]

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