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05/20/2005

We gotta great big Marriage Mobile, ain't she a beautiful sight?

by Jeremy Hooper

   In Arizona, where the campaign to stop 'mo marriage is in full swing, a new form of terror has taken to the state's streets. In the grand tradition of "The Truth Trucks," the folks at The National Association for Marriage Enhancement have launched their own mobile gay-decrying unit, this one a 48 foot semi tractor/trailer called the "Marriage Mobile." Decorated with all sorts of smiling couples who are just sooo happy with themselves for being born heterosexual, the MM has been popping up at all sorts of rallies and shindigs throughout the state, in an effort keep marriage queer free.

Rumor has it that in order to get the truck to honk its horn, local children don't make a pulling motion and say "beep, beep" as they do with other semis, but rather they find a nearby sissy kid and throw large stones in his general direction.

Ouch. But it gets worse...

Our crack research team here at Good As You has learned that the aforementioned 18-wheeled propaganda unit is not the only type of "mobile" the Arizona anti-gayers are employing in their "protect marriage" campaign. My friends, have a gander at the Marriage Mobile, Jr.:

Marriage Mobile

Cute.

NAME Unveils “Marriage Mobile” [NAME Press Release]
Arizona Citizens Launch Drive to Protect Marriage [CWFA]

***It should be noted that the "Marriage Mobile" has been used for some good deeds, like delivering food and gifts to underprivledged families this past Xmas. It's only the anti-gay nonsense with which we have a problem.

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