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Extreme Makeover: 'God Hates Fags' Edition

by Jeremy Hooper

Subject: Shirly Phelps-Roper, as spotted this weekend in San Francisco

Problem: Ms. P-R's wholesome charm and lovely bone structure are getting lost behind some insanely crazy signs

Our advice to the grand doyenne of fag hating:


Within days people will surely start replacing their standard greeting of "Hey, you kooky hatemonger" with the new salutation, "Hey, you well dressed kooky hatemonger." Isn't that worth it, Shirl?

Anti-gay protesters opposed by 20 times as many locals [SF Chronicle]
(Photo: Chronicle/ Michael Macor)

UPDATE: She may think our soul to be hellbound, but our comedy she finds top notch [G-A-Y]

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