Report: Hellmouth possibly in Hillsborough County, FL

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08/16/2005

Responding to the criticism she's received since pushing to embrace gay discrimination, the Florida Baptist Witness quotes Hillsborough County Commissioner Ronda Storms as saying:

“This thing has been tough, there’s no question about it,” Storms said. “Really the mouth of hell has opened up.”

Words that come as quite a surprise to many local gay activists, who were under the impression that the mouth of hell opened up the day that the vehemently gay-unfriendly Storms started dispensing her demonizing rhetoric. However, the development is not at all surprising to some of Hillsborough's more disgruntled residents, who've always felt that the place was nothing but a "hell hole."

But now that the record -- as well as many of the town's policies -- has been set straight, we'd like to warn locals to be sure and not trip into this 'portal to fiery doom' as they continue to protest Storms & Company's misguided decisions. Someone should really put up a sign or something:

Hellmouth