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10/17/2005
Folks who tell us we're going to Hell are themselves going to Helena
Due to their constant mentions of "Improvised Explosive Devices" (which they say are being used to killed American soldiers in Iraq as retribution for a 1995 attack made on their Kansas compound), the fag-hating Phelps clan of Westboro Baptist are scaring locals into believing that they might actually try and bomb a speech being given tomorrow night at Helena, Montana's Carroll College. Such interpreted threats on the speech -- which is being given by Mathew Shepard's mother Judy -- have led the college to increase security, notify police, and ban the Montana Human Rights Network from setting up a pro-gay table outside of the event, all in an attempt to avoid confrontation from the congregation that condemns the nation.
While it's certainly best to be cautious, it's highly likely that the only "bombing" the Phelpseseseseses will be doing anytime soon will go something like, "Did you hear the one about the fag who went to Jersey," and end with the inappropriate punch line, "toasted gaygels with cream cheese and sodomy."
Are they batsh*t crazy? Most Definitely. As harmless as gay marriage? Most likely.
Carroll bans Human Rights Network from campus due to threats [AP via BillingsGazette.com]
Westboro Baptist Church poster protesting Judy Shepard mentions explosive devices Westboro Baptist Church poster protesting Judy Shepard mentions explosive devices [P1Q]
