Focus on the Family finally gets a set of balls
As part of their NYC-based initiatives, the AP reports that the Family Focusers at FOF will be distributing 5,000 stress balls bearing the name of their Troubledwith.com website (which includes homosexuality as something of which to be "troubled") to spectators watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Though we hear that should a young boy show too much interest in a pair of the stress orbs, the "ex-gay"-encouraging FOFers will promptly replace the balls with a nice set of "anxiety labia."
Focus On Family Makes Advice Pitch In Times Square [AP via TheDenverChannel.com]
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