Wrappin' up the Globes as only 'WorldNet' can
From the not-so-gay-friendly news source, WorldNetDaily:
Be sure to look for other WorldNet Globe post-mortems throughout the day, where we hear they'll follow their story on Walk the Line's win with a biting commentary on the "rape of the Man in the Black," secret country-western agenda behind the Cash biopic; trail their story congratulating Sandra Oh with an expose on the "pro-hip doctor" vibe behind "Grey's Anatomy;" and run a story mentioning Rachel Weisz's "Best Supporting Actress" triumph, then immediately print a meticulous expose into the actress' "rape of the pronunciation of the letter 'W.'
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