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01/09/2006

New marriage-banning posse forms in Boise; Group likely to piss off Mr. Gayness, who sometimes forms in boys, he

by Jeremy Hooper

A newly formed conservative group called the Idaho Values Alliance is leading the charge to amend the Gem State's Constitution to ban gay marriage. Meaning, of course, that the name The Boise-based 'Mo-Fearing Rights Thieves must've already been taken.

In a related story, we hear that another group, the newly formed I da ho Valium Contingent, will lead the charge to make a little dough through anonymous hookering so that they can purchase illegal street drugs with their fluid-stained cashed.

No word on which group should be more ashamed of their actions, though it would seem that the doped up prostitutes are only harming themselves, whereas the repercussions from the equality terminators' work could harm the lives of many decent folks who merely wanna fair ride on the matrimony caboose. We'll continue to monitor both the painkiller-loving prostitutes and the queer-marriage detesting "pro-family" types over the next few months, as we work to determine exactly which organized body poses the bigger threat to the greater good. Stay tuned.

Idaho group seeks gay marriage ban [AP via Advocate]

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