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03/27/2006
Poll: Majority of Minn voters oppose constitutional marriage ban; Poll: Majority of Men voters have penises
A new poll conducted by the LGBT civil rights fighters at Equality Minnesota shows that 54% of the states registered voters would vote against a proposed constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage, with 40% supporting the potential historical black mark.
The other 6% apparently forgot we live in a ultra-polarized nation and that you simply must pick a pot to poop on. Undecided? On the fence? Of two minds? If our own experience with the "bi now gay later" plan of sexuality layaway taught us anything, it's that your wishy-washiness will likely turn in favor of the gays. So come on over now and stand with us, all undecideds: the grass on our side of the fence is nicer, as nobody here is opposed to 'mo.
"Pro-family" groups have and will certainly continue to call the results of the poll biased, to which the poll will hopefully and childishly reply, "I know you are but what am I; I'm rubber your glue, what ever you say bounces off me and sticks to you; and 'Hello, kettle? Yea, hi, this is Minnesota 'mo foe. You're black.'"
Poll: Voters oppose marriage amendment [Pioneer Press]
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