SF Catholics limit kid proffering to 'rosexual set
Saying he believes adoption by same-sex households conflicts with Catholic teaching, San Francisco's new archbishop is asking the social services arm of the city's Arcdiocese to bring its adoption program "fully in sync" with the church's views. This effectively bans same-sex couples from adopting through the Catholic Charities agency.
Though don't fret, Catholic gays -- Cat-aholic teaching has no stipulation barring 'mos, so those wanting to adopt a Lady Juniper Bee, Saschi, Mittens, Mr. Stinkle, Button Nose, Shadow, Princess Yum Yum, or Sugar Shits of their very own, can contact their local feline fanatic. Take comfort in that.
However, both types of adoption do seem to favor dads who adore pussies. Whatever that means.
Archdiocese halts same-sex adoptions at Catholic Charities [SF Chronicle]
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