Fascination over Superman's sexuality reveals sad state of affairs; and we're serious -- we've exclusively discovered his affairs to have been really sad
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Wow, there hasn't been this much speculation about who a superhero's schtuppin' since a certain woman's sex tape made its rounds in '81:
And it's so ridiculous, too, as Superman is totally not gay. Clark Kent, however --total power bottom.
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