J-Lo to perform at NYC Pride? Jell-O to satisfy without making one feel too full? Maybe and definitely.
Columnist Liz Smith says she has it on good word that Jennifer Lopez, or Ennifer-Pez for short, will be performing in this Sunday's Pride parade in NYC. This, of course, to the disappointment of thousands of Manhattan gays, who were hoping that this year's surprise performers would be the reunited members of...
...the Starland Vocal Band. ::sigh:: But J-Lo's nice, we guess.
No word on what songs Ms. Lopez will (possibly) perform; however, we predict they will all sound like "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" to those in attendance.
J.LO LOVES A PARADE [Liz Smith via NY Post]
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