Vatican slams gays again; we, tired of it, opt for car talk
According to Reuters, The Vatican -- via a 60-page document called "Family and Human Procreation" -- said on Tuesday that gay marriage, abortion, lesbians wanting to bear children, and a host of other practices it sees as threats to the traditional family were signs of "the eclipse of God."
Confusing us, as we thought God's Eclipse looked more like this...
...with its signs looking more like:
But what do we know?
It's unclear how the Vatican will next criticize the gays; however, we hear there's a good chance we'll be compared to Jesus's 2002 Doge Neon Coupe.
Gay marriage is "eclipse of God": Vatican [Reuters via Yahoo! News]
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