Wherein we start thinking Westboro's had more gay relations than us
From a Westboro Baptist press release announcing their plans to picket a funeral at a Metropolitan Community Church (MCC):
Hmm...not to split hairs when the hairs are already so dry and unmanageable, but none of these nichey sex acts are homo-centric. In fact, when this writer thinks back to when his college dorm room buddies would try to gross each other out with various Internet pics o' nasty, the "feces eating" to which they'd respond, "Holy shit, dude -- that's f***ing sick," was always male/female. Sexual variations, some of which border on the extreme, are adopted and practiced by some members of the human community, not just the gay one. So while it's convenient to their cause for the Westboro "fag haters" to just say, "Oh, if you're going to a gay-accepting church then wear a Bio-hazard suit," it's far from an accurate suggestion. A more apt idea might be for one to refrain from making blanket assumptions and judgement about others' bedroom behavior, and instead ascertain their need for a Wetwipe on a case per case basis.
Be sure to look for our further repudiations of Westboro press releases, when we will give far too much credence to many of their other batsh*t crazy claims.
**This whole of this "News Release" can be found at GodHatesFags.com, though a link from us is something these ne'er do wells will never receive.
*Related coverage of Westboro's obsession with asserting that gays are getting their Hershey's from the rear: Poo-based coffee: An epic tale of fun, faggotry, and feces [G-A-Y]
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