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09/01/2006

Although if you happen to have a spare vagina lying around: It couldn't hoit!

by Jeremy Hooper

If a straight man's wife leaves him for another woman, all he needs to bring her back is sand, according to a Bnei Brak rabbi!

In our opinion, however: A 'Sandy' might be a far more effective option! Though whatever you do, straight men, don't give the lady the rabbi's suggested sand in an hourglass:

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Rabbi's advise: 'Cure lesbian with sorcery'

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