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09/22/2006

The forthcoming Comedy Central animated series "Freak Show" (premiering Oct. 4) will feature amongst its "Freak Squad" of superheroes a character called "Log Cabin Republican"...

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...whose special power will allow him to transform into another character known as...

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..."Burly Bear."

Righhhht.

While we've yet to learn of this character's strengths and weaknesses, we're guessing they are:

Strengths: Strong ability to sustain claims of self-hatred, capability of holding his own at a party where a large percentage considers him unequal, and a huge c*ck.

Weaknesses: Inability to march lock-step with the vast majority of his community, incapacity to make left turns, and Scwharzenegger

Also no word on who this LCR's mortal enemy will be; however, our bet is that he'll be attacked by a formidable foe known as "Both Sides of the Aisle."

Video Previews of the Show [Heavy.com]
Official site [Comedy Central]

**UPDATE: Another show clip from YouTube: