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09/22/2006
It's a bird, it's plane, it's...Patrick Guerriero?
The forthcoming Comedy Central animated series "Freak Show" (premiering Oct. 4) will feature amongst its "Freak Squad" of superheroes a character called "Log Cabin Republican"...
...whose special power will allow him to transform into another character known as...
..."Burly Bear."
Righhhht.
While we've yet to learn of this character's strengths and weaknesses, we're guessing they are:
Strengths: Strong ability to sustain claims of self-hatred, capability of holding his own at a party where a large percentage considers him unequal, and a huge c*ck.
Weaknesses: Inability to march lock-step with the vast majority of his community, incapacity to make left turns, and Scwharzenegger
Also no word on who this LCR's mortal enemy will be; however, our bet is that he'll be attacked by a formidable foe known as "Both Sides of the Aisle."
Video Previews of the Show [Heavy.com]
Official site [Comedy Central]
**UPDATE: Another show clip from YouTube:
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