It's a bird, it's plane, it's...Patrick Guerriero?
...whose special power will allow him to transform into another character known as...
While we've yet to learn of this character's strengths and weaknesses, we're guessing they are:
Strengths: Strong ability to sustain claims of self-hatred, capability of holding his own at a party where a large percentage considers him unequal, and a huge c*ck.
Weaknesses: Inability to march lock-step with the vast majority of his community, incapacity to make left turns, and Scwharzenegger
Also no word on who this LCR's mortal enemy will be; however, our bet is that he'll be attacked by a formidable foe known as "Both Sides of the Aisle."
**UPDATE: Another show clip from YouTube:
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