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09/05/2006
Well, at least they wore their white sheets BEFORE Labor Day
This past Saturday in Gettysburg, PA, members of the Ku Klux Klan reportedly held a demonstration to voice their extreme hatred for blacks, Jews, gays and Latinos.
News to which Brenda, the local Blatina Jewish lesbian was heard to respond: "Oh, goodie. Ya know, I was JUST TELLING the white Christian girl with whom I make love that my yard could TOTALLY use some sort of a burning cross-like structure to give the property curb appeal. Now that these guys have come to town to encourage such actions toward my existence -- my landscaping dream is THAT much closer to becoming a reality! Not to mention that whole 'window with a brick-shaped hole' project I've been meaning to get to, which, thanks to this weekend rally, is SO MUCH more likely to reach completion. So thanks, KKK, for reminding me that I should keep one eye at all times, so as not to miss the arrival of those who'd like to alter my realm of existence, simply because of who I am as a person."
That Brenda -- always finding a silver lining, she is!
No word on where the Klan will hold their next powwow; suspiciously, however, the Bed Bath & Beyond right outside of our window is completely out of 600 thread count white sateen sets.
Klan holds rally at Gettysburg [AP via Boston.com]
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