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10/26/2006
Yes, Ms. Neff, but when the women kissed -- did you look at them for a period extending three seconds?
Janet T. Neff -- the judicial nominee whose nomination to the federal bench is being delayed while Sen. Sam Brownback (pic.) investigates what, exactly, she did at a lesbian couple's commitment ceremony -- says that she attended the event merely as a friend and did not act out of line. In a letter to Brownback that was quoted today by the AP, Neff wrote:
"The ceremony, which was entirely private, took place in Massachusetts, where I had no authority to act in any official capacity and where, in any event, the ceremony had no legal effect"
...
"When Mary and her partner, Karen Adelman, asked me to participate in their commitment ceremony by delivering a homily, it was not different from being asked by my own daughters to be part of an important event in their lives"
And we think we speak for everyone when we say: "BURN HER!!!!!! SHE'S A....COMMITMENT CEREMONY ATTENDEE?!?!?!?!"
::long, dramatic, "oh my God, can you believe this bullsh*t?" sigh::
It's unclear what Brownback will do next to try and stop Neff's nomination. However, rumor has it he is currently in his lab testing hairs that he plucked from Neff's head to see if any of "the gay" happened to seep in through her scalp and penetrate her soul. We'll keep you posted.
Judicial nominee: Nothing wrong with attending lesbian ceremony [AP via mlive.com]
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