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12/08/2006

As America mulls 'staying the course' or 'cutting and running,' Westboro suggests 'bending over and kissing your ass goodbye'

by Jeremy Hooper

Because we know you've been desperately waiting to hear their thoughts on the Baker-Hamilton commission's findings, we now present to you this summary of Westboro Baptist Church's reactions to the situation in Iraq:

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Wait a minute -- we poured over the the Iraq Study Group Report for hours, and nary a mention of America's impending doom did we see. Nor did we see where the Iraq war is wholly because of America's condemnation of Westboro! But then again, we don't possess Westboro's uncanny knack for reading between the lines of sanity!

It's unclear from reading their assessment as to what course, exactly, Westboro would like to see America take in Iraq. Though it would seem that during this holiday season, it will not be "peace on Earth" for which they'll seek, but rather destruction of the "piece o' Earth known as America" for which they'll pray.

God.

**The rest of Westboro's four pages of findings can be found on their website. However, a link from us is something those kids will never receive.

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