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03/08/2007

Gay marriage will lead to men marrying (in the presence of) dogs

by Jeremy Hooper

Jasper2In what is probably the most bizarre gay marriage story we've ever heard -- and that's saying a lot considering that the entire concept of opposing legal recognition of gay unions strikes us as absurd in the first place -- London aristocrat Sir Benjamin Slade is offering up Jasper, his Labradaror/ Doberman mix, to serve as the "best man" at same-sex ceremonies held at his country estate.

Great news for those who want to drink their champagne toast out of the toilet!

There's no word if a cat will also be available as a maid of honor for those ladies who enjoy...oh nevermind.

Aristocrat offers dog as best man at gay weddings [Reuters]

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