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03/07/2007

Rosie not so rosey when the roseys aren't in bloomsies

by Jeremy Hooper

Picture 4-52One of this nation's most high profile celesbians, Rosie O'Donnell, has revealed that she has suffered from and has received medication for depression ever since the Columbine shooting tragedy in 1999. Additionally, the "View" host says she suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD), which makes her depressed during the fall and winter months

News to which Elisabeth Hasselbeck responded: It's because you're a liberal!

Joy Behar responded: Depression. Menopause. Hot flashes. Skinny bitches. My Old Italian Neighborhood. Everyone thinks I'm Jewish but I'm not. Come See Me At Caroline's next week.

Babs Walters responded: Give me back my damn show, Wosie!

And Donald Trump chimed in with: Your depression is a fat, disgusting, low-life loser.

Or so we imagine.


Rosie also reveals that she hangs upside down by a swing for up to thirty minutes a day to help her mental state. However, we think if she and Kelli would only use the swing together, there are 69 ways that both of them could benefit.

Whatever that means.

Rosie Says She's Treated For Depression [AP via CBS News]

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Your thoughts

"Oh your so naughty"

I do believe this was one of your gay-er posts :P

Posted by: Brandon h | Mar 7, 2007 6:17:05 PM

Okay, can you please make "celesbian" the secret word of the day! Hahaha :)

Posted by: Sir Cumstance | Mar 8, 2007 11:37:15 AM

Rosie is depressed and on medication? She's announced it publically and will dedicate a show to it? No!

The cynical part of me thinks she's going public in order to bait her "crush," Tom Cruise onto "The View" and yet another diatribe on vitamims vs. psychiatry.

The evil part of me wishes Kelli would leave her inverted and helpless while she cleans out her belongings, raids the joint bank account, and then hops into a convertible and peels out of the driveway yelling, "FREEDOOOOOM!"

Obviously my cynical and evil parts stopped liking/respecting Rosie a while back.

Posted by: Auntie Matter | Mar 8, 2007 12:20:21 PM

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