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05/29/2007

A 'match' made in heaven

by Jeremy Hooper

2Gene5Gene Rayburn: Dumb Doris was so dumb...

Audience:
How dumb was she?

Rayburn:...Dumb Doris was so dumb that when she heard gay icon Charles Nelson Reilly was dying, she sent him her [blank].

[Almost porn-like, 70's era music plays while contestant and panelists think]

Rayburn: So contestant, what do ya say?

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Contestant: A card?

[Audience boos with contempt for the contestant's off-base answer]

Rayburn: Panelists?

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Gary Burghoff: I said a box of chocolates.
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Marcia Wallace: Flowers.
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Richard Dawson: She sent her internal organs.
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Cass Elliot: A ham sandwich.
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Brett Sommers: Her shoes, you knuckleheads! She's dumb and she thought he was DYING with color, not kicking the bucket! Sheesh! I think you all are the dumb ones, not Doris!
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Charles Nelson Reilly: R.I. [blank]. (1931-2007)

Charles Nelson Reilly, Tony-Winning Comic Actor, Dies at 76 [NY Times]

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Your thoughts

Oh my God. I'm getting old. I actually remember this show. Say hi to Paul Lynde from me, Charles. See you both soon.

Posted by: Be Strong | May 29, 2007 2:17:08 PM

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