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05/14/2007
Not only couldn't he hear, he also REALLY had to go
Providing yet another excuse for why he said in the recent GOP presidential debate that private employers should have a right to fire gay workers, candidate Tommy Thompson now claims that in addition to a shoddy hearing aid, he also had an urgent need to use the bathroom.
Inspired, George Bush has finally found a title for his eventual legacy-vouching memoir:
Seems like an appropriate explanation. Though let's not get too ahead of ourselves, GW: There's still plenty of time to go before you make it to the eight year finish line. There's still a chance you'll blow up the world and therefore lose your book deal
As for you, Tommy T: Please, for the love of excuses, spare us the one about the dog temporarily eating your conscience.
Tommy Thompson Blames Comment On Restroom Need [AP via WFRV.com]
















