Westboro gets some '80s fever
This from Westboro Baptist's latest press release:
Wow, "We Are The World" protests? How timely! What next, Westboro, are you sillies gonna go after Pac-Man's oral dot fixation? Maybe gun for flock of seagulls for representing themselves as avian in nature when they are in fact human? Got a bone to pick with Mallory Keaton? Perhaps you think God Hates New Coke? Parachute pants and Rubik's cubes ruffling your feathers? Think the Apple II e is a tool of the devil? Wanna curse the victims of the Challenger explosion?
Well, you nostalgic sillies just let us know what's irking you, and we promise we'll hop into our Delorean and go decry your endeavors!
****Note: This full Westboro press release can be found on their website. However, a link from us is something those kids never receive.
**RELATED UPDATE, 518: Music firm objects to Fred Phelps video parody of "We are the World" [Advocate]
Sappy *and* satanic? Never thought I'd see those two words both used to describe the same thing.
Posted by: GM | May 16, 2007 10:16:40 AM
lol... yegads... They honestly believe the world's going to end? *rolls eyes*
Well, global warming may make it uncomfortable in our lifetimes, but that's a man-made problem, not a supernatural one...
The apostles believed the world was going to end in their lifetime. They believed it so strongly that Paul was telling everyone not to get married, because apparently having sex is still sinful even in a marriage bed... and he didn't believe the world needed another generation of children.
Some of this stuff is too wacky to make up... Seriously, anyone who hasn't read the bible - do it. It's got to be the craziest piece of violent pornography ever written...
Posted by: Anon | May 16, 2007 5:24:07 PM
They misspelled Lionel Richie's last name.
Posted by: NYC | May 17, 2007 1:52:15 AMcomments powered by Disqus