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06/27/2007

Report: de Rossi going under de faux knife?

by Jeremy Hooper

 Imagessexsymbol 2002 Aug Portia De Rossi Portia De Rossi 150It is being reported that out actress Portia de Rossi will play a lesbian on the forthcoming season of "Nip/Tuck":

De Rossi playing lesbian on "Nip/Tuck" [Hollywood Reporter via Yahoo!]

Disappointing those lesbians who had hoped Portia's next public appearance would instead involve a "Nip/Peek." But alas, ladies, FX broadcast standards will certainly not allow for such a "Nip/Slip," so let us just "Nip/That Idea In the Bud" right now! No matter how "Nip/py" it is on set, you're probably not going to see even a hint of a "Nip/ple."

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Now if only Alexis Arquette would book a guest starring gig so we could use up our "Dick/Tuck" wordplay!!

**OTHER LESBIANS ON "NIP/TUCK" NEWS: Rosie O'Donnell will also be returning for the show's fifth season.

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