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06/22/2007

Video: Loudly protesting the Devil's mind control

by Jeremy Hooper

This from Wilmington, Delaware's local "Harmony Place" TV show. If nothing else, please be sure to listen around the 5:30 mark of the first video, wherein " former lesbian" Pastor Minnie Ward asserts that the Devil once told her that if she put a skirt on, she was gonna "look like a faggot":


I SCREAM SO AS TO SOUND MORE CREDIBLE! YOU HEAR THAT, PERSON WHO'S SITTING APPROXIMATELY TWO FEET FROM ME? I MODULATE MY VOICE TO A HEIGHTENED DECIBEL LEVEL, SO THEREFORE I AM RIGHT! DEVIL!!! SAVED!!!! YELL!!!!!!!

You know, we honestly don't even know what else to say on this one. It's just so much LOUD discussion with so little actual information being conveyed. How does one even begin to reply to a claim that if you have two women and a jar of jelly, "you need a man to screw that cap off"? Do we actually get two lesbians and a jar of Smuckers and prove Ms. Ward wrong? Or do we just shake our heads and move on, while we wait for our next commandment from the Devil?

[::writer runs to refrigerator::]

Eh, we only have jams and preserves in the G-A-Y corporate fridge, so we guess we'll choose the latter option. So whatdya say, Lucifer: Should we go with shorts or jeans today, oh mighty controller of our minds, bodies, and wardrobes?

HOMOSEXUALITY 1 [YouTube]
HOMOSEXUALITY 2 [YouTube]

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Your thoughts

I'm going to have to ask my lesbian co-worker if she needs a man to open a jar.....of course I will do it across the room and make sure she has nothing in her hand to chuck at me....hehe

Posted by: Donald | Jun 22, 2007 11:11:47 AM

"I'll never forget it. I was in prison and God told me to put a perm in my hair." Priceless!

Posted by: JOHN IN MANHATTAN | Jun 22, 2007 11:36:56 AM

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