Airport security: No fluids, sharp objects, or toe-tapping
It is being reported that the airport bathroom in which Sen. Larry Craig was alleged to have solicited sex is being outfitted with new stall dividers that go down (no pun intended) almost all the way to the floor.
In a related precautionary story, we hear Mrs. Craig will soon go ahead and just chop off Larry's feet.
I'd rather not to be exposed to an airport bathroom proposition or find myself adjacent to anyone else's. Like it or not, though, I've been exposed to men not-quite-subtly advertising their availability at urinals while a lot of foot traffic was moving through.
Don't the Minneapolis airport folks recognize the Catch-22 of making the stalls more private? Some negotiations will take place more publicly (or online), and then happily adjourn to the privacy-enhanced stalls!
Posted by: Steve Boese | Sep 29, 2007 5:37:36 PM
Ah, but our task is to generate a snappy headline.
Posted by: nolocontendere | Sep 30, 2007 3:33:22 AM
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