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10/17/2007

Lesbian sent powder; desire for her to wear more makeup not feared intent

by Jeremy Hooper

PowderA package containing a suspicious white powder was found today outside the office of openly gay NYC City Council Speaker Christine Quinn:

White powder found in NY government building [Reuters via Yahoo! News]

We give it an hour before militant adversaries of Christine's pro-gay, feminist, liberal views start suspecting that it's nothing more than flour, and that the big city lesbian career woman might recognize it if she would only get in the kitchen where she belongs and start taking care of a husband.

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My money is on adversaries thinking that it's anthrax and that gays are terrorists.

Posted by: Jujupiter | Oct 17, 2007 7:40:50 PM

No, you see, because the gay is the one being targeted.

Posted by: G-A-Y | Oct 17, 2007 10:19:18 PM

Oh come on, you know how perverted the adversary's mind is.

Posted by: Jujupiter | Oct 18, 2007 10:17:14 AM

Oh, I read your comment wrong, JuJuJupiter. I thought you were saying gays are the ones who sent it (gays are terrorists) not that the adversaries THINK gays are terrorists. My mistake.

Either way, I still prefer the flour explanation :-)

Posted by: G-A-Y | Oct 18, 2007 10:57:58 AM

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