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10/17/2007

Super important news of the day: When Brit learned Lance's truth

by Jeremy Hooper

Basssays-1Lance Bass reportedly says in a new GQ interview that he came out to Britney Spears on the night of her first ill-fated wedding. Page Six reports Bass as saying:

"It was the night of her first wedding, actually. I was in Vegas with her, her dancers, her manager, and my boyfriend at the time . . . Her manager had already gotten rid of [her first husband] Jason [Alexander] - they'd flown him home. Britney was upset about what she had done. I felt bad for her. I knew she was about to go through a lot of crap. I felt the need to share something. So I sat her on my bed, and I'm like, Well, I'm gay!"

No word on why, exactly, Lance felt his de-closeting would cheer up Brit-Brit. Though our theory: He wanted to remind her that even though she had just entered into a loveless, quickie, Vegas wedding that would be annulled 55 hours later, he would still be the one who is accused of "destroying the sanctity of marriage" in this country! You know, to remind her that her screw ups will never be as "bad" in the eyes of some as his screwing dudes.

It's unclear if Lance makes habit of revealing his sexual orientation at the ill-fated weddings of late 90's pop stars. Though we do hear that if you listen very closely to Nick & Jessica's 2002 reception, you can faintly hear a drunken verse of "And I'm not just bi, bi, bi" being performed in the background.

THE NIGHT LANCE STUNNED BRITNEY [P6]

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