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01/03/2008

Because the title 'DANGER, DANGER: QUEERS!' would've been too histrionic

by Jeremy Hooper

Forget killer bees.  Forget bird flu.  Forget Wal-Mart.  For it's not any of those things that are coming to wreck havoc on your towns.  No, no -- as the American Family Association tells us in this newly issued email blast, it's actually the gays who are "coming to your town" to destroy life as you know it:

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You know, we're really beginning to think these "pro-family" groups actually have a Vice President of Destroying Last Remaining Shreds of Credibility on their payrolls!

The trailer for "They're Coming To Your Town" (which we've dutifully recorded off the AFA's site) can be found after the jump:

     

“They’re Coming ToYour Town” [AFA]

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Your thoughts

"...makes it perfect for Sunday School"? And WE are the ones indoctrinating children?

Posted by: Andrew Williams | Jan 3, 2008 11:56:04 AM

Don't they understand, that they're the ones paying the gays ridiculous sums of money to establish fabulous B&B's with fresh squeezed orange juice in the morning, build quaint boutiques with antiques from far flung places, cut their hair, and make their floral arrangements they give to their wives to make up for that episode with the hooker across the tracks? Of course the gays will go where the money is!

Posted by: AustinDave | Jan 3, 2008 1:24:49 PM

sometimes it's hard to tell whether the AFA is for real or a parody.

Posted by: Timothy | Jan 3, 2008 1:25:06 PM

It's "Invasion of the Christian Snatchers" - truckloads of pods arriving daily!

Fight back with the AFA disk 5-pak for only $49.95!

Posted by: Dave B. | Jan 3, 2008 1:42:07 PM

It's "Invasion of the Christian Snatchers" - truckloads of pods arriving daily!

Fight back with the AFA disk 5-pak for only $49.95!

Posted by: Dave B. | Jan 3, 2008 1:43:56 PM

It's "Invasion of the Christian Snatchers" - truckloads of pods arriving daily!

Fight back with the AFA disk 5-pak for only $49.95!

Posted by: Dave B. | Jan 3, 2008 1:44:53 PM

Whoa, Dave B! Try decaf!

Posted by: AustinDave | Jan 3, 2008 1:48:14 PM

It's always nice to make a one-cent contribution via Paypal to these fools every now and then. It costs them about 50 cents to process it, leaving them with a -.49 donation. :>)

Posted by: Penny Lane | Jan 3, 2008 7:17:27 PM

Hey, ease up on the AFA. It's the best ad agency we've ever had in Eureka Springs. They're drawing attention to the fact that we have the only Domestic Partnership Registry in the state, 50-plus gay-owned businesses, four Diversity Weekends a year (one pride day was just not enough), a disproportionately large gay population and have been a gay tourist destination for decades. Check out www.gaynewsbureau.com or www.eurekapride.com to get the gay take on "the San Francisco of Arkansas."

Posted by: Michael | Jan 4, 2008 9:54:03 PM

michael i love u.... since ure in charge of the city now can u create a few more diversity weekend? still single here LOL

Posted by: marion | Jan 18, 2008 10:07:08 AM

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