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02/26/2008
Video: If this wisdom doesn't turn ya straight, nothing will
We're unfamiliar with Garrett and Raúl, the two men to whom this clip is directed. But that knowledge is irrelevant. The comedy within this dude's simplistic thoughts regarding the link between gays and Steve-less Adams, prison sex, and puzzle pieces totally come across without knowing the context:
Our favorite part? The way he so proudly emphasizes the word "Steve," as if he's just schooled us all. He's all like, "NAILED IT! TAKE THAT, SINNERS! I'M IMPLYING THAT THE DUDE WHO SPRUNG FROM DUST GOT WITH THE GAL WHO SPRUNG FROM HIS RIB, NOT SOME OTHER FIG LEAF-ADORNED DUDE! YOU THINK IT WAS SOME GUY NAMED STEVE WHO WAS TOLD BY A SERPENT TO EAT AN APPLE, YOU SILLY GAYS? SCHYEA RIGHT! THAT WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY LUDICROUS FOR THIS LOCK-SOLID TALE OF EMPIRICAL TRUTH!"
But the prison sex part is pretty funny too.
Why gays are wrong. [YouTube]
**UPDATE, 2/28: Could this be the video to which the dude is referring?
Your thoughts
This is so bad that a little part of me wonders if it's a parody.
Posted by: Michael | Feb 26, 2008 5:58:49 PM
As a non-christian I am appalled that they have the audacity to think that they hold the patent on they truth. To me this video is nothing more than an annoyance.
Posted by: Chris | Feb 26, 2008 6:23:07 PM
Besides the quantum leaps of logic that this bit takes, the saddest part is the "God bless everyone, except you [homosexuals]."
As a gay Christian this saddens me. Both in the fact that my so-called "brother" has, in essence, called down God's wrath upon my head for the simple fact that I love a man AND has displayed such abhorrent and decidedly un-Christlike behavior in such a selective blessing.
I will, instead, "turn the other cheek" and ask for God's blessing on him. May Adam find the peace in his life for which he's so desperately seeking. May Adam's frustration (which leads him to condemn countless others) be relieved by God's acceptance of him.
No doubt, such a prayer from a "filthy Sodomite sinner" such as myself might perturb him. So be it -- that would be his choice and none of my doing. Therefore, may the God of the universe bless Adam and everyone else (no exceptions).
Posted by: Grant McCollor | Feb 26, 2008 7:15:15 PM
That's disgusting.
From "Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy", he should be on the First Ship.
Posted by: dave b. | Feb 26, 2008 8:00:38 PM
Jeremy,
How do you keep your sanity with the bullshit that you find?
Posted by: Franc | Feb 27, 2008 12:50:12 AM
I'm assuming that guy is straight. So how does one send a sympathy card to all the straight women of the world?
Posted by: Mike in the Tundra | Feb 27, 2008 10:25:28 AM
This has to be satire.
Posted by: Maduin | Feb 27, 2008 2:59:52 PM
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