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05/19/2008

Beating Pete to his punch

by Jeremy Hooper

We have it on good authority that prolific 'mo foe Peter LaBarbera will at some point in the coming days put up a post lashing out at this event:

Queerprom08

The event, sponsored by the Homofrecuencia program, is a Latino-flavored dance for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer youth, and friends that's to be held in Chicago on May 23. So we ask you: What line of attack will Pete use against the soiree? Will he:

(a) Rage against the prom's sponsors for indoctrinating kids with the "sins" of gayness, shaking one's boot-ay, and drinking punch?

(b) Threaten to boycott any dress or tux provider who sells/rents their wares in pairs rather than as a solo?

(c) Encourage all local DJs to replace their slow dancing tracks with gay-condemnatory hymns?

(d) Surprise us all and not even attack the event, but rather ask to chaperone?

or

(e) Use the event not for condemnatory purposes, but rather to find himself a tutor in Spanish gay speak?

The excitement is killing us! We'll let you know as soon as Pete gets his post up.

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Your thoughts

Great juxtaposition. I think the Pete will read the 'humans' are the only homophobes article and realize he doesn't have a leg or three to stand on. I didn't realize the Penguin story was real! AWWWW.
I doubt most kids wear leather to proms so he's busy with IML stuff.

Posted by: LOrion | May 19, 2008 8:31:07 PM

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