Beating Pete to his punch
The event, sponsored by the Homofrecuencia program, is a Latino-flavored dance for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer youth, and friends that's to be held in Chicago on May 23. So we ask you: What line of attack will Pete use against the soiree? Will he:
(a) Rage against the prom's sponsors for indoctrinating kids with the "sins" of gayness, shaking one's boot-ay, and drinking punch?
(b) Threaten to boycott any dress or tux provider who sells/rents their wares in pairs rather than as a solo?
(c) Encourage all local DJs to replace their slow dancing tracks with gay-condemnatory hymns?
(d) Surprise us all and not even attack the event, but rather ask to chaperone?
(e) Use the event not for condemnatory purposes, but rather to find himself a tutor in Spanish gay speak?
The excitement is killing us! We'll let you know as soon as Pete gets his post up.
Great juxtaposition. I think the Pete will read the 'humans' are the only homophobes article and realize he doesn't have a leg or three to stand on. I didn't realize the Penguin story was real! AWWWW.
I doubt most kids wear leather to proms so he's busy with IML stuff.
Posted by: LOrion | May 19, 2008 8:31:07 PMcomments powered by Disqus