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Beating Pete to his punch

by Jeremy Hooper

We have it on good authority that prolific 'mo foe Peter LaBarbera will at some point in the coming days put up a post lashing out at this event:


The event, sponsored by the Homofrecuencia program, is a Latino-flavored dance for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer youth, and friends that's to be held in Chicago on May 23. So we ask you: What line of attack will Pete use against the soiree? Will he:

(a) Rage against the prom's sponsors for indoctrinating kids with the "sins" of gayness, shaking one's boot-ay, and drinking punch?

(b) Threaten to boycott any dress or tux provider who sells/rents their wares in pairs rather than as a solo?

(c) Encourage all local DJs to replace their slow dancing tracks with gay-condemnatory hymns?

(d) Surprise us all and not even attack the event, but rather ask to chaperone?


(e) Use the event not for condemnatory purposes, but rather to find himself a tutor in Spanish gay speak?

The excitement is killing us! We'll let you know as soon as Pete gets his post up.

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Your thoughts

Great juxtaposition. I think the Pete will read the 'humans' are the only homophobes article and realize he doesn't have a leg or three to stand on. I didn't realize the Penguin story was real! AWWWW.
I doubt most kids wear leather to proms so he's busy with IML stuff.

Posted by: LOrion | May 19, 2008 8:31:07 PM

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