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05/27/2008

'One News Now' raises hail

by Jeremy Hooper

So here at G-A-Y, we knew that the mouth-foamingly anti-gay news site OneNewsNow (property of the equally foam-mouthed American Family Association) was having a negative effect on society. However, even we didn't realize the expanse of their destructive nature:

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Ooh, it's all starting to make sense now! These folks don't blame gays and God's wrath towards us for causing natural disasters because they truly believe it. They make these wild claims because they have something to hide! They are not just figuratively raining on gays' parades -- they are literally forcing us to carry umbrellas! Wow, that just explains so much.

But that's not all. Be sure to look out for future revelatory email blasts, wherein we expect fellow conservative news site WorldNetDaily to finally give us an answer to the question, "Who's To Blame For Restless Legs Syndrome?"

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Your thoughts

This must be due to the 4 tornadoes that landed in Sally Kern's back yard a couple of days ago???

Posted by: Dick Mills | May 27, 2008 11:22:38 PM

"Who's to blame for the weather?"

EARTH!

"Who's to blame for Restless Leg Syndrome?"

EURODANCE!! (or too much caffeine)

Posted by: Scott | May 27, 2008 11:34:29 PM

His Holiness the Pope of Religious Stupidy John Dobson and The Dobsonites will be appearing at Sarah Palin's church, (Wasilla Bible Church; email ), to convert homosexuals to heterosexual! Now rush out and form a caravan to Alaska to take part is this second coming event! Obama/Biden08'!

Posted by: John Copeland | Sep 9, 2008 2:58:03 PM

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