Pop quiz time
Q. If we told you that tomorrow morning, grown adults will be serving up a half-baked, one-sided, wholly unsavory product under the pretense of good taste, which event would we most likely be describing?
(a) A disgruntled bunch of bakers who, out of spite, choose to remove their muffins half an hour too early, cut them in half, and feed them to patrons under the name "Awesome, Yummy, Goo Bits."
(b) The extremely queer-hostile folks at the Family Research Council who, out of bias, choose to hold a D.C.-based event that they're feeding to the press under the name, "California Same-Sex Marriage: Answering the Assault on Family and Society."
Here's just hoping those who are fed the distasteful, vomit-inducing goods will trash them before they're allowed to stink up any more dining rooms or voting booths!
**SEE ALSO: To prepare yourself for tomorrow's lil' undertaking, watch the FRC's Tony Perkins get grilled by Colbert:
I presume someone from HRC will be attending with video cameras in hand.... and use at least a tiny bit of our money to actually do something.
Posted by: LOrion | May 28, 2008 7:29:37 PM
Oh, now I see it is RSVP only... but held at the National Press Club. They are allowed free speech, but I presume dissenters, such as HRC, PFLAG, ACLU, GSA, GLSEN, etc will be welcome also.
Posted by: LOrion | May 29, 2008 11:06:50 AMcomments powered by Disqus