Pride parades, the White Party, and the Southern Baptist Convention
Q. You know who's WAY too gay-friendly for their own good? A. The Southern Baptist Convention, natch.
Or so says Westboro Baptist in their latest press release:
Westboro Baptist: The one organization that could find too much gayness within a semen-filled vagina.
***NOTE: The above Westboro press release can be found on their website. However, a link from us is something those stale Tootsie Rolls will never receive.
You've gotta love Fred pHELPs. No one can make one's point quite like him. I have to wonder, though, if he wakes up in the morning that that bile exuding from his orifices, or if he needs to change his diet or maybe cut back on the caffeine??? Maybe it would be as simple as lowering the voltage on that cattle prod that he keeps inserted in his rectum.
Posted by: Dick Mills | May 13, 2008 6:15:11 PM
I'm so certain that he will one day take it so far his own group will not believe him.
In the meantime, a short message to the WBC:
"The air is a fag-enabler, gays need oxygen to breathe. Ergo, you should no longer associate yourselves with the sin filled pestilence known as air"
Posted by: Corvidae | May 13, 2008 6:27:01 PM
The SBC is Arminian?! How unusual!
(In fact, I found the suggestion so unusual that I decided to look into it. It's appears that the SBC does indeed reject "traditional five-point Calvinism." Granted, I'm not sure that makes them wholly Arminian, but in the us-versus-them world of Fred Phelp's, I suppose it's an unsurprising conclusion.)
Posted by: Jarred | May 14, 2008 12:11:22 PM
You gotta commend his determination to spread his word: Too bad it isn't CONSTRUCTIVE :(
Posted by: aj | May 14, 2008 7:35:19 PMcomments powered by Disqus