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You're so lesbian, you probably think this coy quip is about girl-sex

by Jeremy Hooper

Picture 32-9We knew there have been clouds in her coffee. But have there been girls in the fabulous Carly Simon's bed? Check out this snippet from an interview with the Bay Area Reporter and decide for yourself:

After speaking with you this morning, I'm going to be interviewing Cyndi Lauper regarding her True Colors tour, which features gay and straight artists performing to raise money for the Human Rights Campaign and other LGBT organizations. I'm wondering if Cyndi called you and asked you to be a part of the True Colors tour, might you get involved?

Well, the part that I could be involved in is the gay and lesbian part. The part that would be hard for me is to commit to a tour because I'm not very comfortable being onstage. But the part that would be easiest for me would be singing on behalf of all of us. I don't consider myself to be not gay.

Wow! Well, it's great to have you as part of the family.

Thank you! I mean, I've enlarged all of my possibilities. There are a lot of extremely personal stories to tell about that, but we won't go into that right now. Let's just say that it just depends upon who I'm with.

Whoa! Let your River Run, CS! But don't hold off on details if you've found that Nobody Does it Better than a lady. The Anticipation is killing us!

(Carly) Simon says [Bay Area Reporter]

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Your thoughts

Ahaa -

Jeremy - your words are not lost on me....and, I'm sure, not on others. The lyrics will run through my head all nite.

Goodnite -


Posted by: dave b | May 1, 2008 9:54:03 PM

Anyone weird enough to record a stupid ripoff song with Janet is weird enough for us. Welcome to the family, Carly! I've heard Cyndi is pretty "unusual" too.

Posted by: Scott | May 2, 2008 1:03:43 PM

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