Great, more wedding cake for us!
Do you dislike gays? Do you wanna shed a few more pounds before bikini season gets going in earnest. Well, overweight anti-gay bully who'd like to kill two birds with one stone, your day has come. For tomorrow, the Concerned Women For America are asking their followers to both pray and fast all day long in protest of the first full day that California same-sex marriages will be legal:
It's like Jenny Craig for those who only want marriage between a Jenny and a Craig!
It's unclear what, exactly, the social conservatives hope to accomplish through their sustenance-denying endeavor. But if "making our side look even more extremist" is the goal, then let us be the first to applaud them on a job well done!!
After reading their release it looks like they're going to pray for divine intervention to prevent a plethora of lawsuits and damaged lives.
That's really lame. Couldn't their writers think up anything better than that?
Oh wait. I'll bet their writers have weddings to get ready for.
Posted by: dave b | Jun 16, 2008 5:17:47 PM
One day of fasting and praying isn't going to get most of them to the point where they can fit into those bridesmaid dresses! They should have started this a week ago!
Posted by: Dick Mills | Jun 16, 2008 5:58:33 PM
They should go the extra mile by having their stomach stapled along with their mouths. You can never be TOO thin for Summer.
Posted by: Franc | Jun 16, 2008 6:29:41 PM
If any of those "Concerned Women" stopped eating for more than an hour, they'd start chasing themselves around with a fork and steak knife.
Posted by: Scott | Jun 16, 2008 7:25:12 PM
Scott, that may be the real reason that Matt bailed when he did! He might have looked pretty tasty after an hour or two.
Posted by: Dick Mills | Jun 16, 2008 11:00:42 PM
I hope that after a day of fasting and prayer God actually speaks to them, it's about time they stop blaming their hatred on a supreme being.
Posted by: Corvidae | Jun 17, 2008 4:18:11 AM
LOL Dick - he'd probably be the first to go.
He put on the pounds big time after CWFA made him their posterboy of "anti-christian discrimination", so I wouldn't doubt those hags were plumping him up for SOMETHING.
Posted by: Scott | Jun 17, 2008 6:25:05 AMcomments powered by Disqus