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07/18/2008

Fun with photos: 'Ex-gay' snack table edition

by Jeremy Hooper

"Ex-gay" Randy Thomas has posted to his Flickr account several images from this week's Exodus Freedom conference. We have chosen our favorite from the lot:

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But why is this abstract one our fav, you ask? Well, because the caption possibilities are simply endless. Here are but nine that come to mind:

9. Is that a floppy disk under that computer? Yea, that makes sense. This "ex-gay" thing causes my, uh, disk to go floppy too!

8. If I can't blow anything else, then I might as well blow my diet.

7. Oh, it looks like one of the wrappers is coming off. Here, let me see if I remember how to pack the chocolate.

6. That's not a Mac laptop? Funny, I thought this conference was about as non-PC as you could get!

5. The label on the side of that box says it's fragile. But we prefer to call it "ex-sturdy."

4. Oh, you know me -- I'll always love going down the Hershey Highway

3. ...and then, after we teach fish to fly and leopards to change their spots, we're going to see if we can do something about these peppermints' stripes.

2. I want Mr. Goodbar's nuts in my mouth, and I want them NOW!

1. Being "ex-gay" -- it sure gives you "blue bowls."

Feel free to come up with your own.

*Randy's full stream: Randy's Exodus Photos [Flickr]

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Your thoughts

Junk food for the consumers of junk science.

Posted by: Stefano A | Jul 18, 2008 6:21:39 PM

That stuff is what you give out when you're just begging for your house to be egged.

Posted by: Gary | Jul 18, 2008 6:57:02 PM

Good Lord, what a strange Flickr account. He gives us a walking tour of the gay bars of Nashville (including back alley cruise spots) and photo after photo of his hot, young, "ex-gay" friends. I also like the photos of the baseball players -- nice butt shots. :)

Posted by: David | Jul 18, 2008 7:06:23 PM

Good Lord, what a strange Flickr account. He gives us a walking tour of the gay bars of Nashville (including back alley cruise spots) and photo after photo of his hot, young, "ex-gay" friends. I also like the photos of the baseball players -- nice butt shots. :)

Posted by: David | Jul 18, 2008 7:06:39 PM

Slow news day JH?
Oh, come on guys, I can't be the first: How about I'll just take one of the straight things and two of the sweet round things... or was it the other way round?

I still like that SF is voting to name a sewage treatment plant for W. almost makes me want to register there.

Posted by: LOrion | Jul 18, 2008 7:13:26 PM

"...and so you see, if you prefer the Hershey's, it is because you were molested by a chocolatier during childhood. Now pray to like the peppermint instead..."

Posted by: Jake | Jul 18, 2008 7:15:35 PM

Looks like just about all of those chocolates have been rewrapped! So, just because the wrapper claims that the candy is a Krackle doesn't mean that you might not bite into a "mr. Goodbar!" Those guys are well known for their predilection toward slappin' new wrappers on things and then pretending that the Krackle really isn't a Goodbar.

Posted by: Dick Mills | Jul 18, 2008 8:02:36 PM

Randy's foolish attempt to prove the "ex-gays" are normal everyday people - putting out Halloween candy bowls to entice homosexual men to fork over their cash LOL

Posted by: Scott | Jul 18, 2008 9:14:24 PM

That Flickr feed is kind of upsetting. Especially the protesters at Love Won Out in Boston. I mean, here they are, protesting the way that this man is being victimized by hate, and he's taking pictures of them and saying how mean they are. Buddy, every single one of them would accept you as a human being, as you are. The folks at Love Won Out and Exodus only want you while it's convenient -- you're a marketing promotion. They still hate you, and they still think you're going to hell.

Posted by: Mark | Jul 18, 2008 9:20:17 PM

I am trembling with laughter.
Poetry. Absolute poetry.

Posted by: Beej the Pink Sheep | Jul 19, 2008 10:18:02 PM

OMG....how funny!

Posted by: Don | Jul 20, 2008 5:15:16 PM

RANDY THOMAS: STICKY & SWEET TOUR 2008

Posted by: Strepsi | Jul 21, 2008 3:25:55 PM

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