So many McMuffins for extremists to decry, so little time
Adding more fattening, empty caloried, likely-to-cause-a-stomach-ache grease to the McDonald's boycott fryer, the Liberty Counsel's Matt Barber and Mat Staver have contributed the following pair of quotes:
BARBER: "Unfortunately, McDonalds has chosen to side with militant homosexual activists over people with traditional values," ..."The company has further escalated the controversy by lodging a personal attack against the tens of millions of Americans who support traditional sexual morality and legitimate marriage. While referring to Christians and other people with traditional values, McDonalds spokesman Bill Whitman arrogantly told the Washington Post that, 'Hatred has no place in our culture,' thereby suggesting that people who support the historical definition of marriage are simply motivated by 'hate.' This insult is highly offensive, and anyone who supports traditional marriage should boycott McDonalds and tell the company why they’re doing so."
STAVER: "McDonalds should focus on food quality and safety issues instead of attacking the values held by the majority of people worldwide. Marriage between a man and a woman is the norm throughout the world. McDonalds' personal attack against those who support the traditional definition of marriage, while siding with a narrow group that promotes a radical redefinition, shows that company executives are out to lunch. McDonalds might as well change their signs to read 'billions and billions insulted.'"
Though both quotes pale in comparison to the one we have managed to obtain:
BIRDIE: "One piece of advice, Matt and Mat: You might wanna cover your head if you see me flying in the sky above you. For you two might have turned rhetorically sh*tting on gays into an art form; but I, my friends, can drop a literal deuce that would make Big Bird jealous! Don't believe me? Just ask that Fry Guy who messed with me back in '88! He's still T.P.-ing his forehead to this day!"
Speaking of fattening - I know Barber has big dreams of becoming as big as Falwell, and he's well on his way to doing just that. And I'm not talking about Falwell's influence and power.
Why is it those who seek to get rich by yapping about homosex, are the ones who make themselves as big as a house? Are they making THAT much money talking about all of us?
"The homosexual agenda......could you pass the tray of eclairs and cream puffs? The homosexual agenda will destroy this country and.....hand me some pizza. I don't want a slice, I want the entire box!"
Posted by: Scott | Jul 15, 2008 4:34:11 PM
using the word 'hatred' to describe such people is no more manupulative than using the words 'traditional values' to define oppressing others personal rights...
Posted by: hapbt | Jul 15, 2008 4:38:02 PM
But Mr. Barber, you're the person saying, "......that people who support the historical definition of marriage are simply motivated by 'hate.'" No one else said that. I guess if the shoe fits, wear it.
And what is "traditional sexual morality"? If you think that heterosexual people are more moral than gay people, then you ought to have a little talk with Dr. John Corvino. He'll reprogram your moral compass.
Posted by: dave b | Jul 15, 2008 5:25:38 PM
McDonald's stock (MCD) had been trending slightly downward until the boycott. Over the last several trading days it has actually trended upward. Maybe other companies should piss them off in hopes of seeing a bump in their market cap as well.
Posted by: Dick Mills | Jul 15, 2008 5:47:00 PM
Barber is one ugly bear.
Posted by: DCN | Jul 15, 2008 7:56:26 PM
Why so much fat!Barber hate? He is a majestic ape :(
I've never been a fan of Micky's if not for the McRibs, but I think I may have to sit down and take one (Big Mac) for the team in honor of this boycott :)
Posted by: Alle | Jul 16, 2008 11:52:22 PM
Yes, there are two reasons Matt Barber is getting so fat.
1) He doesn't work like the average american. He spends his days behind a computer writing about gays. This is how he makes a living -- riding the gay persons back to financial freedom.
2) He has self hate and is obviously self destructing by eating himself to death.
You can literally watch him growing day by day if you look at videos of him on youtube and his appearances on TV.
His nickname is FAT MATT LAZY ASS BARBER. He spirit for life is gone. He is only focused on hurting others and this is coming back to him five hundred fold.
People....do not let this happen to you. Do not let yourself get angry at the born agains who think they are better then you or you will look like FAT MATT LAZY ASS BARBER.
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