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Get out De hankies: US Weekly is reporting that Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi will formally tie De knot this weekend in a small, intimate California ceremony:
This will be Ellen's first marriage and Portia's second. News that will of course upset social conservatives, because we all know how much they hate divorce.
But pish posh all scrutiny, Port-El, and just focus on your happy day. May your days be long, your bond be unbreakable, and your careers filled with the sort of cash that makes us all insanely jealous.
**UPDATE, 8/18: They did it.
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