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12/15/2008

It took a pillage: Egg-thieving penguins to get their own

by Jeremy Hooper

3951330At the beginning of the month, we briefly told you about a pair of gay penguins who were stealing eggs from hetero duos so that they themselves could become parents. Well now, with the holidays drawing closer and family time on everyone's mind, we're happy to report that the boys are going to get a chance to raise a little bundle of fowl after all. This from London's Daily Mail:

EXCERPT: Last month the birds were segregated after they were caught placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs.

But angry visitors to Polar Land in Harbin, northern China, complained it wasn't fair to stop the couple from becoming surrogate fathers and urged zoo bosses to give them a chance.

In response, zookeepers gave the pair two eggs laid by an inexperienced first-time mother.

'We decided to give them two eggs from another couple whose hatching ability had been poor and they've turned out to be the best parents in the whole zoo,' said one of the keepers.

FULL: Gay penguins expelled from zoo colony for stealing eggs are given their own to look after following animal rights protest [Daily Mail]

But human gays, don't try this at home. Stealing one's unborn child might come with an ultimate reward if your a species that lives in chilly climate. However, in the people world, embryo-thieving just might get ya iced!

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Well, that just proves it! The gays are out to steel the offspring from the otherwise incredibly perfectly nurturing and loving heteros, and destroy god's ordained familial unit! It's all part of the Gay Penguin Agenda; to destroy the Penguin species from within by eggnapping the neighbor's offspring.

Of course, the lying liars could never bring this up as any sort of "proof" of anything, because to do so would require that they admit that some Penguins are GAY! (We dodged a bullet there!) They also might have to admit that two homosexual penguins are as good (or better) than heteros at raising hatchling penguins (penglings?? chicguins??). And, we all know that they would never admit that!

Posted by: Dick Mills | Dec 15, 2008 9:21:21 PM

Oh, thanks for that..We just went though the community HORROR at finding the Penguin fatherss book in our school libraries! We really do have some sense here in our town because 80% of parents and school boards finally said the books should stay.
Just sent your blog to our Npaper editor. Hope he uses the story!
PS. With counts completed...at least we did find out that 58% of our TOWN voted against Prop H8...even though the county didn't.
Oh, and speaking of Republicans..and school pressure. I just heard that one of our high school teachers (don't know grade or subject) this fall gave a whole week's talks on McCain, and began discussing Obama the next week, when parents went ape-s***. Called the principal ...and the principal supported the ....PARENTS!!..Yeah you got that right, and here I though our schools were supposed to prevent low information Neaderthals from taking over.... sent that info to the Npaper editor too..we'll see what he does with it.

Posted by: LOrion | Dec 15, 2008 9:42:45 PM

chickpens, penpups, kitguins? Hey this is fun...thanks Dick.

Posted by: LOrion | Dec 15, 2008 9:45:38 PM

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