'Militant flightless sea birds': Our opposition's next target?
Ugh. As if we gays need the bad PR:
A couple of gay penguins are attempting to steal eggs from straight birds in an effort to become "fathers", it has been reported.
The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.
But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season.
FULL STORY: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples [Telegraph]
By noontime tomorrow, expect the "pro-family" crew to already have collected enough signatures to put the gay bird-banning "Proposition Aves" on all fifty of our states' 2010 ballots.
And why not? They've already passed a crapload of foul bans -- what's to stop 'em from taking on owl ones?
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