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Westboro books Haggard in hell's hottest suite

by Jeremy Hooper

200902021014-1Oprah, Larry King, "Nightline." Now even Westboro Baptist Church is getting into the Ted Haggard press maelstrom, posting the following to their official blog:

God did NOT send Fag Haggard to preach, but he did it any way, so he is in a LOT of trouble. See Ezekiel 33 and Jeremiah 23 and Ezekiel 13 and many more places - Malachi 1, etc. The short of this for that pervert is that he will land in a special place in hell reserved for the lying false prophets that cause the people to trust in lies; he will have the crap of his sacrifices smeared on his filthy, lying face (how proper is that for a fag . . . I’m just sayin . . .); he will have the blood of all those that he sent to hell required at his hand, etc.

God laid Haggard to an open shame and repaid him for his hatred of God.

Source: God Did Not Call Pushy Fag Haggard To Preach - He Is A Typical False Prophet [WBC Blog (find link yourself)]

Oh Westboro, and your cheeky "crap on faces" line. You all are so obsessed with this weird idea that gay people dine on poop (how bizarre is that for an unrepentant gay hater...I'm just sayin...). It's both peculiar and disgusting.

But then again, the obsession with caca-consumption does sort of make sense. After all, judging by the vast amount verbal excrement that the family spews forth on a daily basis about everyone from Obama to Haggard to random fallen soldier #3, it's clear that they fill their own tanks with an unhealthy amount of bull crap.

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RE: Westboro...want to see them RUN OFF! Here is a diary from PHB that has a video of them doing just that in Phoenix...or somewhere where it was 75'........
Westboro Baptist Church members pay a visit to the high school in my hood...by Seething Mom!!

Posted by: LOrion | Feb 2, 2009 1:13:05 PM

I actually hope there is a Hell. Because surely it will be filled with all those over the millenia who have damned other people to its fiery misery. Like Phelps and his evil clan.

Posted by: Taylor Siluwé | Feb 2, 2009 2:56:05 PM

A friend of mine once went to a counter protest when they were doing one of their rabid squirrel impressions. She wore a giant purple dress and fed everyone delicious fruitcake (which the phelps clan declined)
Maybe we should try bribing our opposition with baked goods...

Posted by: Claire | Feb 2, 2009 11:12:39 PM

Hey - just because I didn't include the verse with this - that is NO cause for you to hate on the Bible concept. Here it is, a special curse for the lying false prophets - I just noted that it was especially proper for this lying false prophet, in light of the whole (admit it) poop connection: Mal 2:1 ¶ And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.
2 If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart.
3 Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.

We didn't write the words - but it IS all about the words. We found the words and we love the words and we BELIEVE the words!

You guys need to elevate the discussion - you put The Beast into the White House and you are quickly going to see the face of that horrible miscalculation! Now you are getting to a HUGE body of scripture that you might like even less than this dung spread on your face thing!

Your best friend,
Shirley Phelps-Roper

Posted by: Shirley Phelps-Roper | Feb 3, 2009 3:30:59 AM

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