Video: Truth that's stranger than science fiction
Usually, closed-off presentations of Leviticus annoy us. But somehow this thoroughly absurd one just doesn't get under our skin:
Captain's Log. Stardate, March 11, 2009: Please take a break from playing silly, fictional games and instead consider cleaning out some of the baggage you seem to have collected over the years!
Oh, and then when done there, you might also want to stop playing video games and instead clean your room.
Whoa. Just, well... Damn son! There's just TO DAMN MUCH WEIRDNESS. I thought you had a ring, like, married? No, you got a book on how to talk to 9 year old girls (I'm stating that wrong to be a jerk, yeah).
Yeah, so, that spirit thing you dig on doesn't like passive bottoms (jerk!) and you'll be horked from country to country (which beats flying Midwest, I suppose) if you're not an aggressive top? This that 'Masculine Christianity' I keep hearing so much about?
Good you're staying off the intertubes for a while, might do some good. You're naive, I'll grant that, but not stupid (I hate that word). On the other hand, your dress sense is, well, something (something indescribable, like some malevolent entity from the cold, inky blackness of space). I mean, even bad even for breeder-geeks.
PS: I think you're supposed to call us 'Sodomites', not 'Homos' (oh, and not Gay, cuz' we're supposed to be real unhappy from what I have screamed at me from time-to-time).
Posted by: EdgyB | Mar 11, 2009 6:04:54 PM
How to talk to Women - by a nine year old. And even that tome is above his head! Arguing with a nine year old about how to talk to women - how funny!
Posted by: Dick Mills | Mar 11, 2009 9:01:16 PM
This guy has more than a passing resemblance to Craig Pullen from RENO: 911. I wonder if he makes his own meats...
Posted by: Matt Algren | Mar 11, 2009 9:19:51 PM
I know about this guy... he's called Chris-chan (or Christian Weston Chandler, or his fan character Sonichu) and he is very messed up. And by very, oh do I mean very. He has an article on the website Encyclopedia Dramatica, you can look it up but it is very NSFW. You've been warned.
Posted by: anon | Mar 12, 2009 3:33:27 PM
Chris-chan is condemning sexual practices? There's a video on the internet of him having sex with a blow-up anime doll.
Posted by: L.L. | Mar 13, 2009 7:51:01 AMcomments powered by Disqus