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04/27/2009

Audio: Fred challah-ing new hate

by Jeremy Hooper

Many have joked about it. But now the Westboro Baptist Church is quite literally saying that "God Hates Figs."

Oh, except in WBC's view, "figs" doesn't mean fruit. No, no -- figs mean "Jews." And as you will hear in the following audio, Shabbat dinner is an event that's unlikely to be honored in the Phelps household:

(From Fred Phelps' 4/26 sermon)



Hmm. I wonder if now would be the best time to invite the Phelps family to my summer wedding to a gay jew?

Eh, maybe I'll just cut 'em from the list. The numbers are getting high anyway, and they're simply horrible at dancing the horah (while also simultaneously condemning all the girls as "whore-as")

*MORE: Shirley Phelps-Roper has given us "insight" into why her family is turning its attention this way/ ensured that her fam will be invite-free for every Rosh Hashanah now on:

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Your thoughts

Talk about self-aggrandizing! They truly are the model of a cult.

Posted by: Dick Mills | Apr 27, 2009 1:18:49 PM

...I don't know what's creepier, what she's saying of the fact she put a smiley at the beginning of the letter...

Posted by: dragon88 | Apr 27, 2009 1:32:11 PM

I think we've reached the point where we can start calling them self-caricatures.

Posted by: RainbowPhoenix | Apr 27, 2009 1:50:45 PM

I love how she says "THEY KILLED CHRIST!!" like it's a bad thing. If you're Jewish and anyone gives you crap about "killing Jesus," the only proper response is a warm, hearty "you're welcome."

Posted by: Chris D | Apr 27, 2009 3:13:23 PM

Lol, "Chris D." that was sooo bad. :)

Posted by: Jess B. | Apr 27, 2009 5:57:59 PM

The "Sorry about those long emails" part had me almost LOL. She's a walking, breathing, and typing Tourette's case.

Posted by: Bruno | Apr 27, 2009 6:02:26 PM

yay the final words of john were really a way for him to communicate a word of hope to his people it really wasn't an apocalyptic message 12,000 is a symbol just like 144,000. I don't remember what all the symbols mean but if you read it at face value you are wrong.

Posted by: zacktheman72 | Apr 28, 2009 7:27:59 PM

Wasn't jesus jewish?
This reminded me of someone... who was it... oh yeah. It sounded like Hilter.

Posted by: Callie | May 5, 2009 9:36:17 PM

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