American Moms: To avoid hell in a handbasket, send kids to Ellen-a-Portia

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05/07/2009

by Jeremy Hooper

ellen-portia We gays are a threat to children? Schyea right:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Comedian Ellen DeGeneres and her actress partner Portia de Rossi topped a poll that asked American moms which celebrities they would feel most comfortable leaving their kids with.

DeGeneres and de Rossi, who married in August when same-sex marriages in California were briefly legalized but who have no children, beat Angelina Jolie and partner Brad Pitt with their eclectic brood of six in the ParentDish.com poll of more than 10,000 moms.
Moms trust Ellen DeGeneres with kids: poll [Reuters via Yahoo News]

Unless, of course, the kid is being left for the purposes of flower girl/ ring bearer duty at the couple's wedding. In that case? GAYS DESTROY ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY -- BAN 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But that's okay. You know what they say: First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes having those marriages banned by majority tyranny, then comes trusting the banned brides with someone else's baby carriage, THEN (and only then) comes a long overdue reinstatement of the rights that were unrightfully stripped away in the first place.

You all do know that saying, right?

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