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05/11/2009
Audio: God was busy at the craps table. But then he heard Carrie in need and leapt into action
Pretty Carrie P's still working her fifteen minutes of famously painting gay rights as satanic. This time Focus on the Family is the receptive sounding board:
Yes, because if God was anywhere on that Sunday night, it was in a Las Vegas casino watching less-than-fully clothed women parade around a stage for fame and lucre in a contest owned by a man who has unabashedly based his whole life and career around monetary gain. That's totally the scene that evangelical Christians have been pushing us towards all these years -- right?
We're not sure which other moments of Carrie's success for which God is directly responsible. Although we do hear that right after healing the sick and saving folks from harm, the big guy's next top priority is exalting one particular contestant's aesthetic qualities above the rest of his children.
*Listen to the rest: Carrie Prejean (Pt. 1) [FOF]
Your thoughts
Hmm, only mildy psychotic!
Posted by: Tony P | May 11, 2009 1:29:27 PM
Dear God,
If you exist, please come pick up the trash you left behind. The sooner the better. The stench coming from it is overwhelming and getting worse by the minute.
Thanks in advance,
The Loyal Opposition
Posted by: EvilPoet | May 11, 2009 1:32:35 PM
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