Video: Because it's the kind of day where we need to make flags sing. Bear [::groan::] with us.
Meanwhile, in some woods outside of Fresno, an annoyed bear bemoans being disinvited from progress' party:
Ah, cheer up little bear. Today's setback may be as noxious as the brown pile you left behind that tree (yea, we saw you!). And yes, Iowa may now be ahead of your blue state. But your future -- our future -- is collectively pro-equality. And no hunter, no matter how well-financed or prone to fallacy, will ever strike us down!
Now let's change that tune. Do you know "We Shall Overcome?"
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