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06/10/2009

Schadenfreude. No offense.

by Jeremy Hooper

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This from TMZ:

We've learned "biblically correct" Carrie Prejean will lose her Miss California USA crown today because she doesn't play well with others.

Sources connected with the pageant tell us even Donald Trump has now had it with Carrie, because she's violating her contract by not getting clearance to do her extracurricular stuff.

Carrie Prejean -- Fired! [TMZ]

And this:

Miss California USA Carrie Prejean fired a slew of nasty, contentious emails to the folks who run Miss CA USA before she got the ax.
Carrie Prejean -- Internet Unfriendly [TMZ]

And this:

Carrie Prejean's Lawyer -- PISSSSED! [TMZ]

And this:

Trump said: "To me she was the sweetest thing. Everyone else -- she treated like s**t."
Donald Trump: Prejean Treated People Like Crap [TMZ]

But don't you dare call her mean or rude. Sounds to us like she was just "opposite merry."

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Your thoughts

Carrie Prejean is exactly what Perez Hilton called her? I'm so shocked!


Not.

Posted by: Buffy | Jun 10, 2009 3:01:39 PM

So much for the idea that she's the next Mrs. Trump.

Posted by: RainbowPhoenix | Jun 10, 2009 3:12:18 PM

For Dlisted.com:

Anyway, Carrie will be absolutely fine. She'll get a job at Fox News. She'll marry some billionaire. She'll only wear Talbots. And she'll spend her afternoons drinking martinis, snorting crushed up painkillers and slapping the help.

After a few years of marriage, her husband will get caught in a park restroom with some gay hustler. Then Carrie will write a weepy tell-all, star in the Lifetime TV version of her book and never be heard from again. Oh and somewhere in there she'll record a Christian disco album.

Posted by: Alonzo | Jun 10, 2009 3:29:26 PM

"opposite employed"

Posted by: craig | Jun 10, 2009 4:35:08 PM

Oh, wow, what a tasty little bite of schadenfreude! That is, like, a schadenfreude petit four! And Alonzo's assessment of her future career path is a lovely fondant icing rose on top.

But I bet she'll still be held up as a good Christian role model for teenage girls, nasty e-mails and all. Hopefully some of them will understand how beauty is skin deep, but ugly can go down to the bone.

Posted by: GreenEyedLilo | Jun 10, 2009 5:17:23 PM

Now if only we can strip Trump of his toupee, the world will be almost perfect.

Posted by: Bruno | Jun 10, 2009 7:49:10 PM

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